Never cut what you can untie.
~ Joseph Joubert
The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness is the attribute of the strong.
~ Mahatma Gandhi
Perhaps no place in any community is so totally democratic as the town library. The only entrance requirement is interest.
~ Lady Bird Johnson
Santa Claus has the right idea. Visit people once a year.
~ Victor Borge
Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics, is like asking a lamppost how it feels about dogs.
~ Christopher Hampton
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.
~ Henny Youngman
The day the child realizes that all adults are imperfect, he becomes an adolescent; the day he forgives them, he becomes an adult; the day he forgives himself, he becomes wise.
~ Alden Nowlan
Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
~ Evan Esar
Let us rise up and be thankful, for if we didn't learn a lot today, at least we learned a little, and if we didn't learn a little, at least we didn't get sick, and if we got sick, at least we didn't die, so, let us all be thankful.
The best way to escape from a problem is to solve it.
~ Alan Saporta
If the only tool you have is a hammer, you tend to see every problem as a nail.
~ Abraham Maslow
Renunciation is not getting rid of the things of this world, but accepting that they pass away.
~ Aitken Roshi
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.
~ Kin Hubbard