Wednesday, February 16, 2005

This is some interesting reading that I found at this blog: fayrouz. I liked it a lot. So i thought I shall post it here. Well the blogger maintains this blog as a leisure blog. The description of the blog is this: 'A place to write fun stuff. A place to take a break from politics'. She writes very serious materials which on any given day i ll never will be able to handle. Yeah the serious material being politics. The links to her other blogs are can be found in her blog. For now, the one below is just too good!!!

• If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it will always be yours. If it doesn't come back, it was never yours to begin with. But, if it just sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food, uses your telephone, takes your money, and doesn't appear to realize that you had set it free. You either married it or gave birth to it.

• Reason to smile: Every 7 minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring.

• My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

• The best way to forget all your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

• The nice part about living in a small town: When you don't know what you're doing, someone else always does.

• Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

• Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness.

• Amazing!! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes!

• They keep telling us to get in touch with our bodies. Mine isn't all that communicative but I heard from it the other day after I said, "Body, how'd you like to go to the six o'clock class in vigorous toning?" Clear as a bell my body said, "Listen fatty....do it and die."

• I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are eating too much, impulse buying, and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day.

:-)

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

heyy the original twist given to the already known quote-the 'if you love something...'one was hilarious..and how true!!!!

maheshc.

REFLEX said...

I too like the first one. Brilliantly hillarious. Thanks for the link to my blog from urs.

Krish said...

Hi,
the first one is that I really don't agree with...both the original and the twisted...I somehow couldnt quite agree with the logic of leaving that thing u love to let go and wait for it...doesnt make any practical sense...but on the whole, the quotes were hilarious..

saranyan said...

nice ones.
thanks for the link renuka.

Sriram said...

hilarious! real funny ones... :)

Meera said...

first one - spot on! ammakitte sonna sirikara! :-))

Anonymous said...

idhu bayangara technique-aa irukae! scourge aorund for real good stuff, put it up on ur site, and get a lotta comments too!!!
maheshc.

reNUka said...

thanks to mahesh, reflex, krish, saranyan, sriram and meera for all ur comments - my favourites are 1, 4, 6, 7, 10. i didnt quite understand the 9th one though...

krish - believe it or not thts true - u better start believing it buddy!!! i would say that it is probably true bcos, if u keep holding smthing (cud be material or human) close to u and they dont realise ur value, then love (or any close relations for that matter) can hurt u like hell. u might start bcoming a pain for the other person and that will hit u really hard!!!

JaganLee said...

Nice one...hilarious

Krish said...

Well...let time be the "Healer"...do you understand u monk????the philosophical little girl???

reNUka said...

krish - i have always believed i am a 'monk in the making' - the phrase 'in the making' bcos at times i do tend to act crazy, reacting unexpectedly to the vagaries of life!!